Under The Rock

Charles Rockledge

Column title: A sensible retort
Column byline: Tabloid nonsense is unworthy of a true investigative journalists time, effort, and energy
and/Or; "Between The Econmy, Climate Change, and Domestic Terrorism; the world is scary enough. Sily stories about aliens, faries and demons may make for an entertaining distraction, but it certainly should not be treated as 'news'. Especially by respectable institutions and establishments.
Column Author: Samantha Coleman

Retort to article one:
Yes. Addicts Anonymuse meetings do tend to be reletively secret. Hence the annonmouse. Gee, I wonder why some of those attendees might be a little pale:
-display photos of dugees and such going through withdrawl etc.
It's weird now is it for ministers from Saint ((so and so's)) to be 'ministering' those most needy of souls?
-include intervews with one or more 'priests' and one or more in recovery sober person potentioally mentioning a specific hymn from the bible.

Retort to article two:
Children? Sadly no.
Not all addicts are strong enough to overcome their addiction or even admit they have a problem. Some will do anything for drug money. Even harvest organs for the black market. The price of a good kidney thise days cn be as much a quarter million dollars. Enough to keep certain street gangs supplied with plenty of smack.

These 'children' are highschool and college dropouts in their late teens whose apparent growth has been stunted by malnutrition and long term consistent drug abuse
-citations to researchs on malnutriotion and chemical poisoning on growth and aging.
This is just another example of this counties rampant drug promblems and anything more 'weird' than a human beings coice to destroy their own lives and the lives of others for a high.

Retort to article three
Mindless zombies? Like this:
-display images from Resident evil 3
No, actually more like this:
display imges of stoners milling about the bong
Of course teens sneaking off to rave with a bonfire is 'incredibly weird behavior.'
And blood on the scene?
Nevermind that we are talking about a State Park with protected bear and deer populations; nevermind that it could just as easily be the tell tale of someones lost virginity or some leakege from a needle wound, or the results of drunken brawl; no, without any evidence about it whatsoever, Mr. anonomouse reporter concludes its cult activity?

This is irresponsable journalism at best. More likely, someone is making up this hype outright as a gimich to boost sales to an audiance that has become bored and desensitised to the REAL economic, environmental and social issues that continue to plauge our world.
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Ulrich Bardonia · Admin Joined: 02 Apr 2010 Posts: 108

Nice job Charles.
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inblack83 · Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 398

::As Stuart "The Cleaner" Greys Bardonia::

"Whoah, let me get my notebook, this is good stuff. How much media sway do you or the council have Mr. Rockledge, we may have to begin casual negotiations to cover these things up.

Those readers you describe are the hunters, they are trained to look through the Enquirer, and other such taboo or tabloid papers for things like this that seem "odd". Then they follow the leads, hopefully finding one of our kind.

We should table this conversation though, I believe our consistory of coverups should not be discussed in such open forums."

::Stuart drops a few business cards and walks off, nodding to his sire Ulrich::