Under The Rock

Ilana · Joined: 18 Mar 2010 Posts: 74 Location: handbasket

::A camera focus on a boat sinking in the harbor, right next to the dock. The camera then zooms out showing the reporter, the sinking ship and 5 heliocopters flying above the area in the background.::
Hello Rockland, once again the is Ross DeMarco with Channel 12 news. Mayhem has hit the area hard yet again tonight. There is apparent confusion all over the dock. An unknown source informed us that this boat was the set for a new Titanic movie and ran into issues. We are currently investigating this theory, but have yet to find any of the proper permits or clearnce information to have been filled. You can now watch as the coast guard comes to rescue those on the boat who were unable to get onto the dock.
::Camera zooms in, passes a crowd of employees on the dock and focuses on the coast guard heliocopter. The Coast guard inflates and tosses out a rescue raft. the raft quickly fills with the remaining people on board the sinking ship. A man (who looks like V) suddenly stands and looks at the heliocopter, which is starting to rise away from the water. The man jumps into the water and does not resurface.::
Oh my! Did you get that Kevin? That old woman just jumped in for no reason?!

Got the guy jumping in, still filming Ross.

Oh. Ladies and gentleman, for unknown reasons an older woman has just jumped off the rescue float. The coast guard has dove in after her, hopefully she will be found. We will stay on sight for constant updates. For now this is Ross DeMarco, with Channel 12 News.

::Ross drops the mic and turns to look back at the water. Camera begins to pan the water.::

Keep the lens open Kevin and keep rolling, I want to find that woman.

Ross, there was no woman, just some dude who jumped off the boat.

You're nuts Kevin, it was an old lady. And call the station, they ought to be showing Katie right now, but it looks like our light is still on. They need to fix that camera.

::Sound of cellphone dialing is heard as the camera pans the groups hanging out around the water.::

Hey man, yeah what's up with the camera? What do you mean we're still on?! Ross! Babble about the people here, they are having an issue switching the feed, we're still on the air!

::Camera focuses back on Ross.::
Oh! Sorry about the technical difficulties. It now seems that the entire ship's crew and passengers have gathered. Except for the old woman, the coast guard is now combing the water and beach for her.

::Camera zooms out to show the search. It then zooms in on a figure emerging from the water.::

Ross! It's the dude who jumped!

::The camera focuses on V and then pans the group he joins (all of Side of Fries is now on tv, excluding William D, but including one average joe). Camera then focuses back on Ross.::

It seems, dear viewers that a man has come out of the water and joined his friends. He must have decided to swim for it. Oh, and apparently we are now about to have a word from our sponcer and then back to the studio with Katie.

Newspaper headlines for monday morning (stories and video will follow):

Old Woman's Body Never Found!
Ambulance Work No Longer Safe?
Titanic Bombs
I'm On A Boat!
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