Under The Rock

wiggs · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject:

"Wait it was jebb? No no no It was jean! I am sure of it... Or maybe it was both hmmmmm..." Wiggs ponders for a second.
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"Just your friendly neighborhood vampire"
or
"Life is party...It's over when last beer drop is dranked"
or even
"Dying sucks... I don't recommend it..."-Wiggs

Eric · Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 255

:Eric slowing turns his head over to the loud, obnoxious, noisy animal who was once a dead gangrel:

"Hey Wiggs, you must have been pretty tight-ended with that lunatic of a prankster. Like a loyal lapdog, always ready to fetch the stick and retrieve it to it's master."

:He takes a shot, then lights a smoke:

"Or I suppose in your case, bent over as he plowed your tight asshole, while you stood there and took it."

:Eric lets out a snicker, followed by an outburst of laughing:

"Go on doggie! Fetch the stick! Yes massa....wtvr you say massa...*glruop *grluop

:Motions a rude tongue in cheek with fist drawn to and fro from mouth:
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"Grrr...we're warriors, Kakarot. Not ballerinas!" - Vegeta to Goku in hell; before fusion dance.

OOC - Albert R. (Al)
Enforcer to the Custodians
Elder Brujah of the East Coast
Baron of Rockland and Orange County

William johns · Joined: 23 Mar 2010 Posts: 38

No it definately was jebb. Wow you realy need to brush up on your anarch lore

wiggs · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:31 pm Post subject:

"Wow!!!! Who would of known that a self proclaimed elder brujah can suck dick soooo well.... Hmmm. wonder if runs in the family... and that you said was a" Changes voice to be lil more flamboyant "VEEEERYGAY!!!! Just saying dude..."

He looks at William "No William i pretty sure it was both man.... Im pretty sure your wrong about that...
_________________
"Just your friendly neighborhood vampire"
or
"Life is party...It's over when last beer drop is dranked"
or even
"Dying sucks... I don't recommend it..."-Wiggs

Eric · Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 255

:Eric laughs at Wiggs:

"I find it funny that your own gang mate is schooling you...just hilarious. Tsk tsk, maybe you should brush up on lore Wiggs. It might, you know actually save you from dying sometime."

:Takes another shot and chases it down:

"Or stop some fat malk cock from ramming you up your feral ass."
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"Grrr...we're warriors, Kakarot. Not ballerinas!" - Vegeta to Goku in hell; before fusion dance.

OOC - Albert R. (Al)
Enforcer to the Custodians
Elder Brujah of the East Coast
Baron of Rockland and Orange County

wiggs · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:28 pm Post subject:

Wiggs refrains from violence cause that last comment hit lil close to home...

"Okay last one hurt... But just so were clear asshole... Is wasn't the lore... that killed me.. it waas A Company ... But I guess you don't know about that... Nor would i expect a weak insignificant brujah... self proclaimed elder.. would done anything about... cept probably go into torpor due to some young grels putting a foot up his ahole...." Wiggs no longer kidding. His mood looks serious now...
_________________
"Just your friendly neighborhood vampire"
or
"Life is party...It's over when last beer drop is dranked"
or even
"Dying sucks... I don't recommend it..."-Wiggs

Eric · Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 255

:Eric grunts and puts another one down. His words being to slur a little:

"Whatever dude. Your justs getting shhteemed for no reashon. Have a drink. Get laid. But remember, itsh not my fault you did what you did."
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"Grrr...we're warriors, Kakarot. Not ballerinas!" - Vegeta to Goku in hell; before fusion dance.

OOC - Albert R. (Al)
Enforcer to the Custodians
Elder Brujah of the East Coast
Baron of Rockland and Orange County

wiggs · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:42 pm Post subject:

Wiggs goes quiet for a second... And for once... takes wisdom from the old brujah... Calming down... he sighs... "your right... Its my own damn fault... Your words hit home at times man... just lil to hard i guess..." Wiggs takes a shot with him...
_________________
"Just your friendly neighborhood vampire"
or
"Life is party...It's over when last beer drop is dranked"
or even
"Dying sucks... I don't recommend it..."-Wiggs

Lily · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:46 pm Post subject:

Lily observes the exchange curiously, but makes no move to question it.

"Interesting.."

She pushes her chair back, and stands.

"Well I must say It was lovely to see you all again! But I really must be going. Mr. Wiggs.."

She gives him a slight bow, with a smile on her face.

"Thank you so much for the story! Hopefully You can tell me some more sometime, since I love them oh so much!"

She gives a bow to Eric, and William Johns.

"It was a pleasure to meet you Mr. Jonhs! And good to see you as well, Mr. Custodian!"

She also gives a little bow to Summer and Morgan.

"Enjoy the rest of your evening!"

She wanders out of the bar, disappearing into the darkness.
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OOC: Amanda W.

"Oh my, what lovely bugs you have!!!"

William johns · Joined: 23 Mar 2010 Posts: 38

wiggs · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:15 pm Post subject:

".... I'm seeing the pattern but jean louie did same thing man I am telling you... You dont think Someone who was bloodbonded to him wouldnt know that william?" Wiggs makes a gruff face... as he orders another beer...
_________________
"Just your friendly neighborhood vampire"
or
"Life is party...It's over when last beer drop is dranked"
or even
"Dying sucks... I don't recommend it..."-Wiggs

Eric · Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 255

"...and that's why you don't make friends with a malk! Besides the fact that they're obnoxious, rude, loud, emotionally unstable and creepy, they fucking prank! I bet this Jauq de fuk-luois or whatever worked his trickery powers on ya to get ya to share blood with him. Or posed as someone willing to assist you in a time of dire need, and saw an opportunity to fulfill his own best interests while being sneaky about it. Or because he was insane, like most of em are. Always ranting about how they see the light or something no-one else sees, Gtfo here...."

:He takes another drink of his beer:

"You just don't have much of anything to do with them, period."
_________________
"Grrr...we're warriors, Kakarot. Not ballerinas!" - Vegeta to Goku in hell; before fusion dance.

OOC - Albert R. (Al)
Enforcer to the Custodians
Elder Brujah of the East Coast
Baron of Rockland and Orange County

wiggs · Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:05 am Post subject:

"well *with a smug smile on his face* I'm guessing our elder over here is a clanist?" Wiggs grins as he swigs his beer. "Whats so wrong about malks? Sure they can get annoying that the Im so crazy, going prank you like im shiting diarrhea, but they good people. They mean well.. Just have an odd way to show it... Cept for gay malks... those fuckers need to burn...." Wiggs voice becomes extremely cold after that last statement...

"oh and for the record eric... Most vampires are sneaky like that. Even with all your infinite wisdom you should figured that out by now."
_________________
"Just your friendly neighborhood vampire"
or
"Life is party...It's over when last beer drop is dranked"
or even
"Dying sucks... I don't recommend it..."-Wiggs

Summer · Joined: 17 Apr 2010 Posts: 31 Location: Behind You!

Summer puts her arm around Morgan and leads him out of the bar with a quick bye to Lily and a "If y'all plan on smashing shit make sure you leave first."
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Eric · Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 255

:Eric gives a very puzzled look:

"Ummm.....what??? I'm not following....your..statement.."

:He has an agitated look on his face:

"I don't just aimlessly smash shit...idk about Wiggs here on the other hand..."

:He takes a strong chug and calls out as they leave:

"And it's a bar! Honestly, who cares??!!"
_________________
"Grrr...we're warriors, Kakarot. Not ballerinas!" - Vegeta to Goku in hell; before fusion dance.

OOC - Albert R. (Al)
Enforcer to the Custodians
Elder Brujah of the East Coast
Baron of Rockland and Orange County